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Heh heh heh. Say what you want about me, Dixie Buttmunch, but OS/2 is dead, dead, dead like Jackie G. and no amount of Evan-baiting is going to bring it back.
-- Mr. Bad
| Talk Show Wars -- Reported 1999-04-30 05:20 by El Snatcher | |
| Art
Bell has enemies who are very bad people, so you have to take
any information coming from them with a grain of salt, but weird,
BAD CRAZINESS is a foot. Art Bell has been off the air for three
weeks, and his lame stand-in, Hilly Rose, is boring everyone
to tears. Now one of his former guests, Robert A.M. Stephens,
is claiming that Art was actually suspended for making veiled
threats against him during his final broadcast. Apparently,
Art wore a pirate shirt that night and talked about slitting
throats.
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