Live from Macworld 2008
2008-01-15 08:56:37
By
Baron Earl
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I have been camped outside Moscone Center, waiting for Macworld Expo to open, since 4:00 in the morning. Not this morning, since 4:00 in the morning January 4th. I had to be in line so I could be among the first to hear what new products Steve Jobs would announce. Getting a report two minutes after the announcement from someone's blog or Macworld.com just wouldn't do. I had to be FIRST. I had to hear it FIRST, directly from Steve Jobs. This day could change my life.
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The Cross Canadian Ragweed Red Dirt Roundup
2006-09-09 11:27:00
By Steve Dallas, Esq.
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Went to one of the only really enjoyable outdoor concerts I can remember (maybe I didn't enjoy it enough). The finest in dirty hillbilly music: The Cross Canadian Ragweed Red Dirt Roundup. For those ignorants, Cross Canadian Ragweed is a horrendous allergan in Texas, and it's also a band. In a great show of humility, CCR was the worst major act in their line up. Fortunately, they have talented friends.
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Cackles of the Mad Reverend
CIA "Family Jewels" More Like "Numb Nuts"
2007-06-29 15:47:31
By Reverend CyberSatan
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When I first heard that the CIA was about to release
several hundred pages of previously classified
material that would shed light on its various
operations, I laughed hard enough to scare the clown
next to me into a career as a mime. I'd seen
declassified material before. Most of it involved
pages with vast swaths of black redaction clouding any
seriously useful information. Between the blackness
were little glimpses of wretched wrongness that no one
in their right mind would take credit for having
engineered, funded, imagined, and/or perpetrated.
Somehow, the thought of the Bush/Cheney White House
permitting a whole new, potentially more incriminating
disgorgement from the CIA was not only implausible but
utterly ridiculous.
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Liberty |
San Francisco to Honor President Bush
Reported 2008-04-08 23:30:31
by Baron Earl
Naming schools, public buildings, and city streets after politicians and presidents is a long and honored tradition in this country. With President Bush slated to leave office in just a few more months, residents of San Francisco are already gearing up with a ballot initiative to rename a public facility after our departing 43rd President. If the ballot measure passes, San Francisco's shit will be processed by the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.
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Crackdown! |
Alex Jones manhandled and arrested on trumped-up charges by NYPD!
Reported 2007-09-09 11:33:25
by El Snatcher
Last night in New York City, a big monster cop raced into a crowd of demonstrators during an early street action for the 9/11 anniversary, specifically singling out documentary filmmaker and popular talk show host, Alex Jones, and handcuffed him with extreme prejudice and excessive grunting, nearly chopping the media activist's hands off.
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Bad People |
Free Paris!
Reported 2007-06-08 11:18:07
by Siduri
Yeah, so Paris got out of jail free, and I for one hope she stays out. Cause I got no time for the haters. I celebrate Paris Hilton.
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Beverotology Today |
Finally, the MSM does some real reporting
Reported 2007-05-24 17:18:43
by JRoyale
Knock, knock, knock... is this thing on? Hello??? Anybody out there? Guess it doesn't matter. Anyways, I'm back, for one article at least, maybe more. So what's all the big deal that drags Johnny Royale out of his drunken stupor? Well, ok, I'm still in a drunken stupor, but I have something to say.
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