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Nobody runs any real applications anyway. The whole purpose of personal computing is to tinker with shit. Everybody else (who isn't tinkering) is only using their Pentium Professionals as glorified typewriters. Applications, ha ha ha.
-- Ratsnatcher

Mr. Bad's List -- Reported 1999-03-01 23:46 by Mr. Bad
I'm begging you

This week's list: Please, No More

  • movies about how much it sucks to be Irish
  • rain
  • Rick Moen publicity stunts
  • Betty Page bangs
  • low-quality 2300-page technical books
  • feather boas
  • junkies
  • Web diaries
  • day-time talk shows
  • Dilbert crap
  • slick and insincere Web startup CEOs
  • slick and sincere Web startup CEOs
  • designer drugs
  • Gary Coleman dogpiling
  • muscle cars
  • Linux distributions
  • stabbings
  • MTV
  • swing dancing
  • late payments
  • CPUs named "Pentium Something"
  • Carmen Elektra
  • Anne Rice novels
  • buffalo wings OR jalapeno poppers
  • pompous Web awards shows
  • John Denver memorial schlock
  • Princess Diana memorial schlock
  • Savannah memorial schlock
  • "Bay Area Backroads"
  • cities in the Pacific Northwest
  • transuranic elements
  • W I R E D
  • tiresome Viagra jokes
  • Buddhist monks who make weird throat noises for money
  • NATO bombings
  • threats of NATO bombings
  • squirrel attacks
  • TV commercials featuring snowboarders
  • TV commercials
  • TV
  • brew pubs
  • browser plug-ins
  • taxes
  • cancer
  • stories about e-Bay
  • "surreal" porn flicks with starlets in gorilla masks
  • object-relational databases
  • movies from the creators of "South Park"
  • iMacs
  • first-person shooters
  • Sandra Bernhard
  • Sarah Bernhardt
  • Dagwood Bumstead
  • sickeningly hypocritical human rights addresses by Clinton or his Cabinet
  • lime-flavored corn chips
  • Nick Nolte movies
  • PDAs
  • cable modems
  • alternative weeklies
  • English Renaissance
  • "Somestupidshit NOW!" buttons
  • Saturday Night Live
  • oh-man-you-gotta-read-this-haw-haw-haw recycled joke email
  • David Carradine
  • influenza
  • Webgrrrls
  • European countries
  • Celtic-pattern tattoos
  • anti-smoking laws
  • promotional Web sites for crappy movies
  • mail modes for Emacs
  • TV networks
  • WinAmp skins

 

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