The dirty little secret of the Animal Kingdom is that
ALL ANIMALS HATE US. Even the cute ones. So watch your back!
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2006-08-18
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Pigdog found dead in Maine
It was charcoal gray, weighed between 40 and 50 pounds and had a bushy
tail, a short snout, short ears and curled fangs hanging over its
lips, he said. It looked like "something out of a Stephen King story."
-- Baron Earl
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2005-10-19
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Squid + Hillbillies == the best new television show this fall!
-- El Snatcher
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2004-12-09
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Crazy Cat Lady Strikes Again
-- Dkr. Armand Geddyn
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2004-02-19
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Whale explodes in Taiwanese city
-- Baron Earl
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2003-02-06
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Crab Vs. Pipe
A little lesson in the power of pressure, with gratuitous animal death for your enlightenment and amusement.
-- Siduri
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2003-01-28
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The Imagination Reels
"No! Bad Cockmonkey."
-- Miss Conduct
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2002-11-12
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Looking to get into hunting? Try squirrels!
-- Baron Earl
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2002-11-12
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Squirrel rampage causes power surge, destroys equipment
-- Baron Earl
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2002-11-12
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Squirrel knocks out power to thousands in Napa
-- Baron Earl
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2002-11-12
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Squirrels repeatedly attack New Jersey power systems
-- Baron Earl
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2002-11-12
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Power service cut in Bloomington by cunning squirrel commando
-- Baron Earl
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2002-11-12
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Benicia woman attacked by squirrel
-- Baron Earl
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2002-11-12
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Squirrel cuts off power in Skowhegan area of Maine
-- Baron Earl
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2002-11-12
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Squirrel Electrocuted in Palo Alto
-- Baron Earl
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2002-11-12
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Squirrel Attacks University
In win act of carefully-planned sabotage, a squirrel has attacked the electrical system supplying power to the University of South Florida.
-- Baron Earl
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2002-08-15
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Squirrel Rampage Ends in Death
A squirrel in Illinois went on a rampage that left at least four people injured. That squirrel is now DEAD.
-- Baron Earl
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2002-07-22
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Some people have no place using multimedia authoring packages.
-- Paul Vortex
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2002-07-20
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Poke the Bunny
-- Baron Earl
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2002-06-13
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Spider Finds Home in Woman's Ear
-- Baron Earl
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2002-04-12
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Beware the evil jack rabbits of Santa Rosa!
-- El Snatcher
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2002-03-05
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Not Enough Homes For Them All
Lend a hand in feral feline population control.
-- Miss Conduct
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2002-02-06
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Stupid RIPOFF Sqrat Movie
This is a dumb movie that Rupert Murdoch's asshole fascist company Fox made. It looks like they hired the same cheap-ass Korean animators who did Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing" video. Woohoo, COMPUTER ANIMATION. They mention a goddamn sqrat, they misspell it, and fuck them sideways. God, I hate that goddamn Fox.
-- Mr. Bad
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2002-01-01
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Drunken Raccoon Rampage
-- Baron Earl
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2001-12-26
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Plan To Burn Opossum Burns Woman
-- Baron Earl
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2001-12-02
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The Longest Bird Penis Ever
The Longest Bird Penis Ever
-- Baron Earl
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2001-11-27
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Man injured in squirrel 'whiplash attack.'
-- El Snatcher
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2001-11-07
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"Giving animals hand-jobs", complains zoo sperm bank worker
"Giving animals hand-jobs" complains zoo sperm bank worker
-- El Destino
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2001-10-10
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Dog Shoots Man
Dog Shoot Man
-- JRoyale
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2001-08-28
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Beware of Sewer Lizards
Beware of sewer lizards
-- El Destino
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2001-07-30
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Scary Squirrels!
-- El Destino
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2001-07-19
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How they make Coondogs
-- JRoyale
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2001-07-06
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Spiders on speed
-- El Destino
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2001-07-05
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How to kill squirrels
-- El Destino
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2001-05-27
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Bonsai Kitten - Keep 'em Small Forever
-- Baron Earl
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2001-05-07
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Crazed otter drowns fluffy dog
-- El Destino
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2001-04-15
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The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite
The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite.
-- Baron Earl
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2001-04-15
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Victims of Beastiality
-- Baron Earl
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2001-04-15
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Easter is now CANCELLED!
-- Baron Earl
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2001-03-26
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Nintendo's demented "girl talk" ad
-- El Destino
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2000-11-06
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More Animal Attacks. Ram Rams Breaver's
More Animal Attacks. Ram Rams Breaver's
-- JRoyale
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2000-10-28
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Airborne Hogs or Flying Pigs - either way it was First Class
-- JRoyale
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2000-10-12
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Hate Scrats
Do you hate Scrats? Check out the anti-squirrel web ring.
-- JRoyale
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2000-09-28
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Monkeys the new weapon of Paris gangs
Monkeys the new weapon of Paris gangs.
-- Baron Earl
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2000-09-21
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Green Flourescent Bunny
Green Flourescent Bunny.
-- Baron Earl
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2000-06-28
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Squirrel Shredders
When throwing hundreds of squirrels into a jet engine is OUTLAWED, only OUTLAWS will
throw hundreds of squirrels into a jet engine. OK, outlaws, and the DUTCH. They'll keep
doing it, too.
-- Downer Cow
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2000-05-22
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Woman's Arm is Tasty Tiger Treat
-- JRoyale
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2000-05-03
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Seadog's bite Mayor... Go Seadogs go!
-- JRoyale
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2000-03-24
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Mini Pet Sqrats!
Yay! Miniature pet sqrat-skunko creatures for all my friends!!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
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2000-03-23
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Is that a snake in your pants, or...
Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just a perverted Frenchman?
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
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2000-01-18
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Hey, I gotta get me one of them virtual dogs...
-- El Snatcher
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1999-09-14
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The Latest 'Skunk Ape' Sighting!
-- El Snatcher
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1999-07-28
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Postman Attacked by Evil Cow in England!!!
-- El Snatcher
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1999-07-15
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Aussie Pitbulls Maul Postman, Horse
-- Tjames Madison
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1999-07-11
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AP: Polar Bear / Eskimo hostilities resume! One Inuit dead, two badly injured...
AP: Polar Bear / Eskimo hostilities resume! One Inuit dead, two
badly injured...
-- El Snatcher
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1999-07-09
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SquirrelCAM!!
SquirrelCAM!!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
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1999-06-29
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OSI - it's for Pigs!
The Open Source Initiative has finally decided to branch off into
other realms! For instance, this site will show you the best
in Canadista Back-Bacon production!
-- Crackmonkey
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1999-06-29
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Another Fish Beating Reported
-- Tjames Madison
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1999-06-21
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Robot Arm Wired to RAT's Brain!!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
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1999-06-08
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Reuters: Weirdo hen-eating Sheep!
-- El Snatcher
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1999-05-26
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Rampaging elephant stampedes through downtown Madrid
-- Tjames Madison
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