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It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
-- G.W. Bush, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000
Kinky Co-workers
2001-08-04 09:25:48
What's your boss really checking out when she's surfing the web? How about Lenny in accounting? Or Sheila the new temp-without-a-cause? Knowing who shares your kinks is vital when you want to know which co-workers you should become better acquainted with, and a little inside information can go a long way.
Driftnet is a Linux-based packet-sniffer that looks for and decodes any JPEG image files that are travelling over your local ethernet. Just fire Driftnet up and you can see just what kind of pr0n your cubemates are into.
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