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You can put the liquor in the girl, but you cannot put the girl in the liquor.
-- Allegra
Public Enemy Strikes Back
1999-02-02 00:00:00
In response to the glove being thrown down by the powers that be, Public Enemy is leaving their former label. As extra spite, they put up a scorching track that blasts not only Def Jam, but the music industry in general!
By now, everyone knows what's happening with Public Enemy, MP3 files, and the problems they've had w/ their record label in putting their songs online (if not, check here). But don't forget this is Public Enemy! This is CHUCK D! You don't fuck w/ Chuck, and just expect him to lay down in take it.
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