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Quit quipping at me. You're just mad because I reduced you to gurgling epithets in the aliens debate.
-- Ratsnatcher

Justification -- The Wacky Spokesman Game

by Mr. Bad

1998-12-18 08:12:00

Lacking access to genuine mouthpieces of power in Washington, we've had to resort to making up our own, fictional government spokespersons. We've posited our main questions about the current bombings in Iraq to our highly fictional foil; the illuminating conversation ensues.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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