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Mahir Needs Women
1999-11-05 07:34:31
Mahir is looking for that special woman... or two or three or as many he can get. Mahir is a journalist in Turkey. He has a house, a car, an accordian, and a mobile phone. (Telephone number 90 532 31235 50) He wants women to come and visit him. He likes sex.
So what's a young Turkish journalist to do but to put up a web page advertising all of his fine qualities? And while we may laugh at just how unintentionally funny his page is, he has had over 882,000 visitors to his web page, so maybe he's on to something.
Then again, maybe a lot of people are just laughing at him.
His original page can be found at:
http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/primall/mahir/index.html
Ray N (rayn@planet-tribes.com) took the original and had some serious fun with it. After looking at the original, go take a look at:
http://216.169.122.124/rayn/turkstud2.swf
And finally... Smelly over at dotaku.com made a "hamster dance" page of Mahir called Mahir Gets Funky:
http://members.xoom.com/mahirdance/getdown.html
You may not want to view these pages at work, because everyone will want to know why you're laughing so hysterically.
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