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If I get drunk enough I will peel a skin strip from your arm, shoulder-to-wrist with an Oxo brand vegi peeler, and then crumple it up in a ball and wipe my ass with it.
-- Snatcher

Hot Milky Mamas

by Flesh

1998-12-24 12:53:00

Ok. You're pregnant, lactating, and broke. You need to come up with some cash quick-like. What can you do? You _could_ do a sleazy porn movie that will probably come back to haunt you years from now... *or* you could sell off your breast milk for $2.50 an ounce.

That's right! the demand for breast milk has reached such a high demand that milk banks can't keep it in stock! The Milk Angels will pay you for your precious lactations! Moo moo, buckaroos!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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