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Wacky Brits Surfing Starkers

by Negative Nancy

2000-02-29 12:57:32

Nutopia - It's a cyber cafe! Yeah! It's a bar! Yeah! It's a spa! Yeah! It's a nudist colony! Yeah! It's full of nekkid British people! Ewwww! All the computers are iMacs! Grodie!

Why is the doughy, pale people who are always getting nekkid? Why can't it be an alternative cyber cafe full of Brazilians hacking on Linux boxes? And what's all this crap about not wanting to attract "techno geeks?" What kinda cyber cafe would do you think you'd have if it weren't for "techno geeks?"

I'm gonna start my own Nutopia with hookers and blackjack! Actually, never mind the blackjack.

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