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he [Pol Pot] told everyone i was being treated well becuase he would have his chefs prepare special exotic dishes, BUT THERE WAS NO WATER IN THEM.
-- rotten elf

The Mandrill Who Came To Dinner

by Sean Kennedy

1999-06-29 20:49:31

Gotta love PBS and its Nature program about mandrills. Fascinating to decode, too! "Delve into the mystery behind this animal's unique coloring..." (= Blue butt.) "Not much is known about how mandrills behave in the wild..." (= Toss feces.)

This site's worth it just to mentally visualize some goofy British zoologist saying "rump accents." Oh, that and the fact that the guy built a little tower out in the jungle and stared at them for hours. Makes any other job seem infinitely more enjoyable: "At least I'm not out in the African jungle staring at a monkey's ass!"

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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