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Alligators Miss Late Night Snack

by JRoyale

1998-11-25 10:05:00

A 77 year old client for the Darwin Awards sleep-walked his way into a swamp filled with alligators waking up face to face with a 3 footer and surrounded by a dozen more of the big lizards. He was able to fight them off with his cane (which he apparently needs for sleep-walking) until help arrived and avoided becoming gator bait.

Yow!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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