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CB Radio Codes
1999-05-20 02:57:19
Do you live in your truck? Did you buy that fancy police scanner at Radio Shack and have no idea what the fuzz is talking about? Never fear, this website has all the confusing CB codes.
Radio codes from almost every state. Police radio codes for California, including Oakland.
If you have a CB radio and want to exercise your right as a U.S. citizen to listen in on all the good stuff the police have to say but don't want to memorize all the codes, this is the page for you.
If you are a lonely truck driver who never knows what the elite truck drivers are talking about when they call you a low-life jerk in secret code, this is the decoder ring you've been looking for.
So get with it, know the code.
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