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-- Master Squid
Hunter Does Nash Bridges
1999-02-24 03:36:00
An incredible turn of events! Gonzo founder Hunter S. Thompson has written a new script for Don Johnson's horrible "Nash Bridges" television show. The episode will be about a rancorous drug dealer who turns San Francisco's body builders into crazed killers by feeding them SUPER STERIODS!!! Pro wrestlers are involved. The only problem is, who can bear to watch "Nash Bridges"?
Rumor has it that Hunter invented the whole series.
The episode airs Friday, Feb. 26 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on CBS. Click the link below to read the press release on "The Great Thompson Hunt" web site (http://www.tekknowledge.com/gonzo/)...
Crazy but true.
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