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The English Are Crazy For Absinthe!!!!

by ICBINJ

1998-12-01 18:38:00

Starting tomorrow, the preferred beverage of syphilitic poets and green-haired Burning Man freakers alike will be available in liquor shops across the Kingdom. A Prague-based producer apparently just noticed that England never actually got into the absinthe in the first place, much less the legalistic backlash that banned it from most other European nations at the turn of the century, so it's perfectly legal there. Their new campaign is even declaring the green hallucinogenic to be the "drink of the new Millennium".

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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