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Fear is the enemy and anarchy is our supply line!
-- Mr. Bad
Top 10 ways...
2005-04-04 15:50:02
...to tell that the Pope is dead.
- Popemobile up on blocks in front of St. Marks.
- Pope hats suddenly missing from new boxes of Lucky Charms.
- Pope doesn't move when you poke him with a stick.
- Chevy Chase fans keep saying, "This just in: the Pope is still dead."
- Other Chevy Chase fans keep replying, "More on this story as it develops."
- TV news hasn't mentioned Michael Jackson trial in more than 24 hours.
- Cardinals now running attack ads on Vatican TV.
- Visitors to Vatican no longer hoping for glimpse of Pope in window - now hoping for glimpse of Pope in box, instead.
- Ringo now demanding next Pope be named for him and George.
- Price of Pope action figures on eBay has tripled.
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