Build Date: Wed Dec 25 14:20:14 2024 UTC
Thanks for all the hard work you folks are conducting at SMRL. It has enhanced and certainly shortened my life.
-- Yehat
Jet-powered Beer Cooler
2001-08-04 09:49:22
Simon Jansen had an idea to keep his Guinness extra cool in his hot New Zealand shed. Since a liquid converting to a gas draws heat away from its surroundings, and since a jet engine converts a lot of liquid fuel to gas before burning it, why not combine a jet engine with a beer cooler? Fantastico!
So that's exactly what he did. He hooked up a jet engine in his garage, attached the fuel source to a beer cooler, and chilled his Guinness "extra cold", just the way the can says to serve it.
This guy knows how to follow instructions!
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