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Absent check apparently triggers attack

by Negative Nancy

1999-01-05 23:23:00

Talk about a Y2K preview! ONE guy doesn't get his disability check on time and he gets himself a butcher knife and takes out two Alabama Social Security Administration employees who are trying to explain to him why it's late.

Makes you wonder how disabled the guy really is. I think if you're well enough to stab one person in the throat and another in the forehead (THAT'S gonna hurt) and hand, well then you're probably up to sitting at a desk and push some paper around...

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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