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by Negative Nancy

1999-08-04 15:18:05

Ewe. This is grody to the max! This San Diego guy not only fucked three sheep, he fucked two of them to death! Jezze, maybe he should be fucking cows or hippos or something instead...

The police got suspicious after two sheep from the "Future Farmers of America" died in a two week period, and they actually set up a late night sting to catch the guy in the act. Bleck... maybe teaching kids the joys of the farm isn't such a good idea after all...

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