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There is no beer in space. That really pisses me off.
-- Johnnie Royale

A Girl's Best Friend

by JRoyale

2002-05-17 11:54:43

It certainly is tough to be a white supremacist these days, as one Hayden Brent McKenzie recently found out. Stuck in a 5 week alcohol and drug rehab program, McKenzie received numerous letters from "his girl" extolling the virtues of her new hobby - dog sex. An act I think Hitler would have disapproved of.

McKenzie, upon his return from the rehab program, found that both his girl and his dog did indeed enjoy hot dog-on-girl action. In a jealous rage, McKenzie threatened to shoot both girl and dog and ended up with 12 months in the pokey on a weapons charge.

Hopefully, for Hayden's sake, his girl won't discover any new fads in the coming year.

The dog had no comment, but seemed incredibly happy.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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