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When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do. Kick over the table.
-- Dean Martin
And They Got Away With It!
1999-05-21 18:12:45
So these two chicks knew some guy who was, like, in jail 'cause he beat up this other chick. They decided to get jobs as strippers at the "Cheetah Club" to make some money so they could post bail for this guy. But then things got a little weird...
As they were leaving the strip club they saw this other guy with these phat sacks of cash he had brough for the strippers. So they did the logical thing and called up this other chick who happened to be the girlfriend of the other guy (the guy in jail) and asked her to get them a gun. According to the AP story (just to prove I'm not making this more complicated than it is), "the girlfriend then sent a man to meet the women and supply them with the weapon."
Then (stay with me here) the women who had just met the man that the other woman sent to help them get her man outta jail, went back to the Cheetah Club where they managed to hook up with the other man, the one with the phat sacks of cash.
Then the women, the ones with the gun, took the man, the one with the cash, into an alley, a dark one, and took turns shooting him in the head. They then took his cash, and bailed their buddy, the one in jail for beating up some chick and the boyfriend of the woemn who sent the man to met the women with the gun, outta jail.
And the three of them disappeared into Louisiana. No one seems to have noticed that they totally ditched the chick that got them the gun, but maybe she's hooked up with the guy she sent to give the women the gun so they could bust he boyfriend outta jail...
We may never know.
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