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I love pornography. One of my biggest fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to clean out my apartment and find that porno wing I've been adding onto for years.
-- Bill Hicks
Blood-Thirsty Rats Back in Deutschland
1999-07-20 08:15:36
It's RAT SEASON once again. Germany is overrun as usual. Dog size rats are moving in too feed on Frankfurt, and police have had their first brutal battle with the rodents this year...
A 20-inch-long ratte attempted to pounce on the back of 59-year-old man outside his Frankfurt residence. The man barely managed to beat the vicious creature back with a board and call police who killed it in a shower of bullets.
More details in the Reuters article...
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