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Walt Disney was profoundly EVIL.
-- Tjames Madison
Piranha Not Piranha
2001-07-26 08:12:16
What kind of a sick fuck would release their pet piranha into a lake where kids like to swim and fish?
Some kids were fishing in a Modesto, California lake when they caught what appeared to be a piranha.
Not since Jaws has such panic rippled around a body of water. The News Media(tm) swarmed in like... well... like a school of hungry flesh-eating fish. Kids were pulled from the water, water-skiiers stopped water-skiing, boaters stopped boating, drunks on the beach didn't stop drinking, because they're on the beach. Duh.
Only it wasn't a piranha. It was a paco, which just looks like a piranha.
So what kind of a sick fuck would release their pet paco into a lake where kids like to swim and fish?
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