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A Couple of Alien Quickies...
1998-11-09 23:35:00
Some quick ALIEN RELATED stories: First, someone keeps pestering our UFO researchers in this country. A UFO researcher named Michael Unam was run off the road by a mysterious truck while collecting data on the Devil's Highway, Route 666.
And secondly, take a look at some new images of Egyptian hieroglyphics that seem to represent ancient Egyptians offering goodies to a Gray-style alien!
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The Ancient and Correct Sake Ceremony
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Three Days and 25 Spocktails: A Cautionary Tale
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