U.S. Embassy in Denmark Attacked!!
1999-09-20 00:58:39
Who says Denmark is a cute little country? A cute little country that breeds terrorists?? Huh? Okay, well not really. Actually this is just a case of Americans being dumb again. Sigh.
Traffic in Copenhagen was tied up for hours last Tuesday, while crack teams of Danish explosive experts investigated two bombs planted in the underground garage of the U.S. embassy.
International sabotage?
No. Just stupidity.
It turns out the bombs were fake, and left over from training exercises.
Sigh.
Wouldn't it have been cool, if the bombs had been real tho'? And like James Bond or Our Man Flint had to take care of the problem? One of them, or maybe even BOTH of them could have come in and slapped those damn danes around for misbehavin' and messin' with our good American Embassy and all that is GOOD and RIGHT and AMERICAN!
That would have been much more exciting.
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