I'm Doctor Murdock
... and I Hate You
...i am the sun god...i am the sun god...i am the sun god...i am the sun god...i am the sun god...i am the sun god....
Listen here, sonny boy... these are facts:
- People are waiting in line just to kill your dog
- Your meat is negative meat, not good meat
- XModem is NOT allowed!
- I could kill you with a thought...
- Somewhere people are plotting against you and I am probably among them
- I disappear in a puff of logic!
- You are already running for your life
- RoR, man... deli meat and black, black blood
- There is nothing you can do to stop my advance
- You are shaped like a phallus.
- I'm gaining on you
You cast the first stone. You wish you hadn't thrown it. You wish that pebble would sail backwards into
your hand, where your wet palm would clutch it tightly and hide it from my gaze. You didn't know what you
were getting into when you chose not to believe us. And now, suddenly, there's no way for you to get out.
You got in way over your head, and no sort of humiliating apology can save you. When you chose to talk
shit about me, you made a friend for life. You have a Goad monkey on your back. I'll never forget you. My
entire life has been organized to ensure I get the last laugh.
- Jim Goad, "Answer Me #4"