I AM SUCH AN ASSHOLE.

I just went, and did a STUPID main() { for(;;) fork(); } on a local Linux machine. It went down BOOM like a lead BALOON, of course. It won't fork
much this weekend, I am afraid.

Now much AGHAST, I HONESTLY wonder why I did such a horribly DUMB, BRUTISH thing?

I guess I caught more than a WHIFF of entropic MIASMA, at times permeating this HELLHOLE a list. As you GUYS have been DISGUSTINGLY _constructive_
lately, and the ENTROPY of an isolated system must grow, I am having lots of TROUBLE to compensate.

The NEGATIVE MANA flowing through my system makes me FOAM at the mouth, GNASH my teeth, WAIL like a jet BEAN SIDHE, and (this is a HAIR-rising experience) discharges cracklingly as a sickly BREMSSTRAHLUNG GREEN GLOW into my immediate, POOR surroundings.

My complexion is turning SCALY, I constantly smell BURNING BRIMSTONE AND CORRUPTION, and my left FOOT and my TAILBONE are experiencing EXCRUCIATING
growing pains due to apparent BOUT OF MAD HYPERTROPHY they experience.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE YOU ALL CAME BACK TO NORMAL. I DON'T WANT TO END UP A DEMON IN HELL.
 

— Eugene Leitl