What's Happening in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan?

T O P S T O R I E S

In 2010 Dr. Cheng-Huai Ruan discovered a way to cause a patient with an abnormal heartbeat to get back into a normal rhythm by sticking a finger up the patient's ass. (More...)

Viva La Musica

Dr. Johnny Fever's last set

by Baron Earl

WKRP in Cincinnati aired from 1978 through 1982. Howard Hesseman played Dr. Johnny Fever, a DJ from Los Angeles who was fired from his previous job for saying the word "booger" on the air. In the show Hesseman would do some dialogue, introduce a song, and start the song. You'd hear a few notes, but never the whole song. (More...)

Substance Recreation

SF Hippies Can't Get Their Act Together

by Baron Earl

The annual 420 Hippie Hill event in Golden Gate Park, where large crowds of hippies, wannabe hippies, and hippie poseurs drape themselves in tie dye t-shirts and gather on a hill on 4/20 to smoke weed, was cancelled this year because the organizers couldn't get their act together. (More...)

Viva La Musica

Mozart to be inducted into the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame

by Ersten Wiles

Joining such hard-rocking inductees as Abba, Chet Atkins, Nat King Cole, and Neil Diamond, the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame is proud to induct Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. (More...)

The Busey Clan

Gary Busey definitely involved in a hit and run accident

by Baron Earl

Gary Busey was definitely involved in a hit-and-run accident, but won't face any charges because he's rich and famous. (More...)

The Busey Clan

Gary Busey allegedly involved in Malibu hit-and-run

by Baron Earl

"Sir! You hit my car! I need your information!" the woman yelled at Gary Busey driving a battered Volvo station wagon before he sped off. (More...)

C L A S S I C P I G D O G

After Action Reports

High Availability Guinness Stress Test

by El Snatcher

All too often we forget the incredible depth of technology behind the weekly ritual of TNiPN@*. We tend to only become aware of the strategy of High Available Guinness (HAG) when it rises to the forefront during a complete and utter venue failure. Yet we should all be super grateful that this system exists. (More...)

Weird Science

Light and Time and Bars

by Patient Joab

Patient Joab's scientifick editorial discusses aspect of the space-time-beer continuum never before processed by sub-bush-robot minds!!! Too fabulantastic to contempulate! (More...)

Pigdog in Cambodia

Australian Troops Set for Days of Debauchery to the Tunes of Kylie Minogue

by Oliver Green

This weekend Australian troops in East Timor will be able to put their feet up and push all the images of mass graves and charred remains from their minds as they relax to the giddy melodies of Kylie Minogue - including exclusive unplugged performances in the militia-ravaged and blood-spattered border towns of Balibo and Suai. (More...)

Spocktail of the Week

The Millennium Falcon

by Flesh

We here in SMRL's Beverage Research Lab realize that there is more to life than just drinking spocktails. It's important to have other activities. One such activity that we wholeheartedly support is dancing six or more hours to Trance music. So we have designed a drink to accommodate this. (More...)

Laughable Technology

Asking Jeeves

by Siduri

A transcript of an actual search session from Ask.com: (More...)

Treachery

The Liquidation of Hobo Junction

by Pao Tzu

Albany, CA's homeless hooverville by the Bay, "Hobo Junction," is going to be torn down by The Man. Entrances are already being blocked off, and it's now difficult and dangerous to get there. Worse, these obstacles are making it hard to get to the nearby HORSE TRACK on foot. Local historian, Pao Tzu, has an overview of situation. (More...)