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LinuxWorld Turns to Experienced Pigdog Journalist to Ensure TOTAL COVERAGE
1999-03-01 21:03:00
Let's say you're the editor of LinuxWorld and you want to make sure that you get the HIGHEST QUALITY coverage of your fancy Weird Linux event LinuxWorld Sexpo. Who are you going to call to make sure you get TOTAL COVERAGE?! The answer is clear, my friend: a man with the proven track record at a prestigious online journalism outlet, of course. That's why the editors chose NICK-O MOFFITT to give the detailed journalism to their coverage. Damn straight!
Nick is a frequent contributor and STRATEGIC ALLY for Pigdog Journal. He's got the INSIDE SCOOP on the world of Linux. And with his rigorous training from the PIGDOG JOURNAL BOOT CAMP he's learned a thing or to about GETTING THE SHOT, believe you me! So I congratulate LinuxWorld on their excellent choice.
Not only that, but Nick has been ADDING TO THE WEIRD LINUX ATMOSPHERE by wearing his Spock Mountain Research Labs lab coat to the entire event. Jumping Jehosaphat FUCK! We've been inspired to make a FULL FRONTAL SMRL ASSAULT on LinuxWorld Sexpo later this week -- stay tuned for details!
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