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People of Earth: You Suck
1999-07-12 12:35:44
Man, this site is the greatest! You can create a HATE DOMAIN within seconds, using the Web-based power of USUCK.COM!
Feature this: Using a simple Web form at USUCK.COM, you can create a new domain name that can be redirected to your own site, or some other site if you want. All you have to do is just enter the domain name in your browser, like "pigdog.usuck.com". If the domain hasn't been taken, you can register it, and then everyone who thinks Pigdog SUX can come see your crazy hate site. (Oh, yeah, I already registered that one. So fuck off.)
I already did these ones:
- http://artbell.usuck.com
- http://freemasons.we.think.usuck.co m
- http://r.u.sirius.usuck.com/
- http://slashdot.org.usuck.com/
- http://ayleens.usuck.com
- http://suck.com.usuck.com/
I can't think of enough people to tell that they suck!! But boy oh boy, is that fun or what?
Go do suck stuff right now! Or I'll register pigdog.readers.usuck.com! Don't force my hand!
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