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-- Master Squid
Bush Calls Gore a Liar
2000-10-31 16:13:03
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I love it when a liar calls another liar a liar.
That's like a hypocrite calling a hypocrite a hypocrite. Which both Bush and Gore are. Hypocrites and liars, running for President, owned and operated by corporate America. God it makes me sick.
Bastards, I hate them both and I can't wait for this election to be over so that I can have some peace and quiet. I figure the time left to enjoy one's freedom is rapidly diminishing, as the Man asserts control over more and more of our lives, and those two shrills are ruining it. At least with the election over those two nimrods won't be yapping at each other trying to differentiate themselves. Which is like trying to argue how many angels can dance on the tip of a needle. The needle tip that they're gonna jab into your forehead so you can "process" the swill and commercials from the multinational media companies without having to move. Doing away with the remote... as the multinationals wouldn't want you to miss some important piece of information, like an ad for feminine protection where this woman dances in a huge field filled with grass and flowers and... ...
But I digress.
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