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Personally I think it is a shitty suggestion... and since this is America... I don't have to justify my reasons.
-- Johnnie Royale
Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together
2002-04-29 12:40:16
Punk rock. Hillbillies. From Brazil. I'm not exactly sure what else needs to be said here.
You could basically randomize any two of these elements, leaving "hillbilly" as a constant, and have a real good laugh around it. Fuck this "They Fight Crime" nonsense.
Hillbilly Surgeons... from Sweden. Hillbilly Librarians... from Uruguay. Hillbilly Rodeo Clowns... from Egypt.
I don't have any clue who these punk rock hillbillies are, or what they do, nor do I want to find out. I just like saying "Punk Rock Hillbillies from Brazil." You go look at the stupid link if you need edification. Just leave me my buzz.
Which reminds me of a funny joke I once was told by a toothless nun in Copenhagen:
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
Punk Rock Hillbillies... from BRASIL! GOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!
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