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One man said it was getting towards the long days and the short nights now. T'other one said THIS warn't one of the short ones, he reckoned. And then they laughed, and he said it over again, and they laughed again...
-- Mark Twain
Bush Lied
2004-02-03 18:22:42
Really. He did. Bush lied. It is really that simple. And this wasn’t some little white lie about a blow job in the Oval Office. This whopper has cost America 500+ lives, a couple of hundred billion dollars, massive loss of trust from our friends and allies and there is no end in sight.
Bastard.
Now Bush wants to investigate how such an intelligence failure could happen. Well, that’s easy. When you ignore any data you don’t like and only listen to people that are telling you exactly what you what to hear... you’re getting a somewhat distorted view of the world. There was ample evidence presented to Bush that there were no WMDs in Iraq. But he didn't want to see it, or probably he just ignored it.
We have to hold Bush's feet to the fire on this. And one of the things you can do is DEMAND that Congress censure Bush. So hop on over to the good folks at MoveOn.org and fill out their petition demanding the Congress censure this lying son of a Bush.
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