Pigdog IV: The Search For Spock
As we have been throughout our history, Pigdog remains comitted to providing the best Spock information anywhere. Pigdog considers Spock the logical (no pun intended) candidate for “Everyman” - like Gary Cooper’s version of Howard Roark, Spock is wooden and cold on the outside, yet he can solve any problem with his amazing mental skills; unlike Rand’s proto-UberMan Roark, Spock can also render enemies unconscious with a simple nerve pinch. We think that’s so cool.
We’ll be adding Spock Content to this page on a regular basis, so keep checking back frequently. In the meantime, here are some interesting Spock links around the web. Check out this first one — he’s got a crazy logo for his page, which is really pretty disgusting and confusing inside, yet we must bow to it’s avowed Spockness.
This one gives you a different quote from Spock every time you load it. We suggest you make it your startup page.
Yow! This site (admittedly by a Pigdog semi-lackey) combines the Spock-a-Day quote database with an original Shatner Quote Server, and displays the results side-by-side; Click on Spock, then have Kirk respond with another click. Very neeeeeeat. Two Spocks up!
This is a generic StarTrek Page with sickening graphics.
This person is obsessed with Spock and Testicles. Very twisted. Gets a Pigdog Gold Star.
These people claim Spock isn’t logical! Bad Spock!
The movie is called “Search for Spock”, right? Then how come there is only one picture of Spock on this entire page, which, ostensibly, is dedicated to the “Search for Spock”? I guess they were too busy searching for Spock to bring a camera.
All the chicks dig Spock. Personally, those people who write stories based on Star Trek characters (you know the genre: they tend to include scenes where Kirk and Sulu fondle each other’s balls in the Enterprise rec room) give me the creeps, but what the hey.
This is the real Spock Treasure Cave. Contains downloadable AIFF audio files of Spock’s celebrated musical recordings, such as “Proud Mary” and “If I Had a Hammer”. Highly logical.
Not only is this site exceedingly German, it contains merely a giant, off-centered paragraph of Teutonic text, formatted for browser windows the size of the Grand Canyon, and a mysterious title: “tell me Mr. Spock”. You go ask the guy.
This page is just not very Spocklike, frankly, despite the huge picture of Spock sitting on the Enterprise bridge with the rest of the crew. If you click on the picture, a sound file (I guess it’s of Spock saying something, but it took so long to load I finally gave up.). That’s it. Both the picture and the sound file take too damn long to load. Dammit, people! Spock represents EFFICIENCY! Get this straight! Logic! Logic!
This is my new favorite page, even though it only includes a single photo without any explanation. The picture is of Spock as a guest on the Joe Franklin Show, sitting next to Frank Sinatra, Jr. Go look at it now.
Here is a lovely page. It’s just a big ASCII text picture of Spock and some writing in German. Haha. The Germans. Man, I tellya.
I’m telling you, those Germans go CRAZY for Spock! Here’s a Spock biography written in German!
Just a picture of Spock and a quote, which never seems to change. German page, as if I needed to mention that.
http://wwwrzstud.rz.uni-karlsruhe.de/~ukl7/pictures/person.html
”Spock’s Album”. The background looks like Levi’s jeans, and there is an animated GIF of a person running out of a house and jumping up and down and waving his or her arms. There is a picture of a dog here. I do not think this page is about what it claims to be about.
This is a very long and detailed biography of Spock’s military career on Star Trek. I guess if you ever needed to find out this information, it’s good to know that it’s there.